Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero. 

Remember when Snape abused a thirteen year-old student (whose parents hand been tortured to the point that they didn’t even recognize him) so much that he was more afraid of him than he was of anything else in the world? Bravest man I’ve ever known.

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Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

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Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone shooting this year Thanksgiving episode of New Girl “Bangs-giving”, Monday October 13.

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"are you ever going to get over sebastian stan"


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Hatred toward Cho Chang and Lavender Brown and adoration toward Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, a study in misogyny, sexism and double-standards by me. 

those tags are beautiful

Tbh I hate all four of them

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♪ He’s a very good secretary. ♪

♪ He’s a very good secretary. ♪

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i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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